Period Sex & Other Salient Issues

I should have published weeks ago so if you’re reading this, know that medical school did not kill me. It still may but not today.

I have now gotten to a point that when people hear I want to interview them, the apprehension is there clear as day on their faces but I don’t mind. This time I have taken an unconventional approach to the topic because who in their right mind asks men about their opinion on period sex. They’re not the ones that stay bent over wishing for death because their uterus is shedding. However, I have made a writer’s promise to always tread the path my curiosity lays out.

One excellent thing about period sex is that it gives you relief from cramps but this is only if you orgasm. Due to this, I extend my sincere apologies to women who have sex with men and I raise you period masturbation. Think tampons. Also, period sex is one of the safest sex you could have as a woman. Not safety from diseases but from the things that tear your vagina on their way into the world.

For the other salient things, I asked each man what his ideal sex situation/vibe/circumstances was and their answers are in part 2.

At this juncture, I would like to notify you that I do not give a single fuck about your thoughts on why period sex is disgusting.

The 5 Laws Man

I learnt from Otis that the penis can not feel, understand and then differentiate the shapes/ sizes of vaginas and therefore men can’t pick out their partner’s vagina from others if blindfolded and just asked to stick it in. Think gloryhole science experiment.

When asked about period sex, he has done it multiple times both protected and unprotected and doesn’t think it’s any different from non-period sex if you don’t count the blood.

For Otis, it wasn’t a bucket list thing. His partner was horny as she was prone to; just that this time it was during her period so they did what they usually do. Otis was also kind enough to mention that in his experience when a man orgasms in a woman on her period, the sperm rolls back out with the next stream of red.

Otis Part 2

Otis was very exact in his ideal sex conditions and argued that this could be universal. He hasn’t had all conditions met at once but he is hopeful.

• Someone you really like/ very attracted to
• Unprotected sex
• Ovulating pussy
• Cumming inside
• High sex

The Unaware Man

Ian wasn’t aware he had had period sex until after the fact. The one time it happened, he didn’t see any blood and didnt notice that any thing was afoot till he went to shower. He has no problem with having it again as long as he’s told before hand. Seems like a bit of trauma there.

Ian Part 2

• Early in the morning sex (3–6am)
• Alcohol
• Music (The Weeknd)
• No condoms
• Dom & Sub
• An active vocal communicative partner

The Wetter Isn’t Better Man

Yusef has had period sex once and it happened because of “konji on both their parts”. It wasn’t on his bucket list or anything but for him, it’s also not a bad thing that he has the experience under his belt.

For Yusef, it was interestingly different. However the blood making everything wetter wasn’t necessarily better for him because at the back of his mind was the fact that it was blood. He also recommends doing it with the lights off so you don’t get lost in thought seeing the blood.

Yusef Part 2

• Not a shuffled playlist: going from Giveon to Naira marley will mess with your rhythm
• Sexual tension and attraction
• Tipsiness
• Letting her orgasm first
• Location

The Pleasantly Surprised Man

Before Aiden had period sex the first time, he did not want to. He distinctly remembers saying before that he never would but here we are. His exclusive partner wanted to and so he did. For him, it was more lubricated, wetter and nicer overall. He’s not sure if it’s something he would keep doing but it’s not a definite no. He also said that the fact that his partner was long term & there was trust there was what made him more amenable.

Aiden part 2

• Drunk
• Lots of foreplay
• A dark & cold room
• The Weeknd
• Being the dom

The Difference In Viscosities Man

At the beginning of this interview, Zane invited me to try cocaine but I declined and this was barely the tip of the iceberg. You see the other men I interviewed had sex with women who were close to the end of their periods but not Zane. He was on a one week sex binge with his partner, her period came on the 4th day but they just continued.

Zane and his partner used baby oil as lubricant but as we all know, oil and water do not mix or in this case oil & blood. He said it maybe a psychological thing but he didn’t like it the first time. I asked “if you didn’t like it the 1st time, why did you go back for seconds, thirds and even fourths?” For 2 & 3, it was still part of the sex binge and for no. 4 he stopped abruptly in the middle because vibes died.

Zane part 2

• A responsive partner that knows how to fuck
• Showering before sex
• Alcohol
• Communication

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